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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Fri, 24 Feb 2012 01:02:08 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/"><rss:title>Blog</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2012-02-24T01:02:08Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2012/2/3/the-dead-dont-just-walk-they-also-hit.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2012/1/26/introducing-dr-climaxs-intensity-of-orgasm-scale.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2011/1/8/order-of-st-nick-presents-great-philosophers-who-failed-at-l.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2010/11/14/order-of-st-nick-presents-the-awesomest-christmas-card-ever.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2010/9/28/disturbing-halloween-rubber-stamp-set.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2010/9/26/atheist-christmas-cards-as-seen-on-the-colbert-report.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2009/10/28/new-free-and-fun-halloween-e-cards.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2009/5/7/great-depression-themed-birthday-cards-now-available.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2009/3/12/2009-national-stationery-show.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2009/2/26/marketing-the-great-depression.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2012/2/3/the-dead-dont-just-walk-they-also-hit.html"><rss:title>The Dead Don't Just Walk – They Also Hit!</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2012/2/3/the-dead-dont-just-walk-they-also-hit.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Order of St. Nick</dc:creator><dc:date>2012-02-03T23:54:09Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Field-of-Brains-ebook/dp/B0074RG69G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1328291502&amp;sr=8-1"><img src="http://www.orderofstnick.com/storage/fieldofbrains4.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1328306454316" alt="" /></a></span></span></p>
<p>In underground horror writer <a title="" href="ss_temp_url" target="_blank">Von Hollister</a>&rsquo;s short story "Field of Brains," minor league baseball player Barry Remy heads south of the border to play winter ball. La vida is good, but el muerte is better: After being bitten by a zombie, he becomes the most-feared slugger in Mexico. The only downside is finding enough brains to keep his body from decomposing. . . .</p>
<p>This Kindle-exclusive ebook also includes a bonus story, "The Unnatural," the terrifying sequel to "Field of Brains."</p>
<p><strong>Publication Date: </strong>February 1, 2012</p>
<p><strong>Publisher:&nbsp;</strong>Order of St Nick</p>
<p><strong>Formats:</strong> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Field-of-Brains-ebook/dp/B0074RG69G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1328291502&amp;sr=8-1">Kindle ebook exclusive</a></p>
<p><strong>Excerpt</strong></p>
<p><em>When he stepped onto the baseball diamond with his wooden bat in hand, nobody could pitch past him. Power surged through his body when he dug his back foot into the batter&rsquo;s box and tapped homeplate with the tip of his bat. Opposing pitchers shuddered and said prayers before pitching to Barry Remy.</em></p>
<p><em>His days and nights blurred together until they became little more than a slideshow of at-bats, drinking, and women. His brain stopped storing memories in places that he could access. Maybe his brain stopped recording altogether. Some memories surfaced from time-to-time, but he couldn&rsquo;t place them:</em></p>
<p><em>Like how two Mexican cops were giving him the shakedown over a dead cheerleader whose skull had been cracked open and emptied like a </em><span style="color: black;">pi&ntilde;ata</span><em>.</em></p>
<p><em>Like how those same two Mexican cops disappeared.</em></p>
<p><em>Like how Hammer caught him covered in blood, hunched over the lifeless body of a naked woman in Hermosillo.</em></p>
<p><em>Like how Hammer disappeared too&hellip;</em></p>
<p><em>After Hammer went missing, Barry didn&rsquo;t talk to anyone on the team. It was just as well. He&rsquo;d heard them talk about his pale skin, about the sores that covered his arms and back, about the blank look in his eyes. About how he smelled like a dead </em>mufeta<em>.</em></p>
<p><em>They all thought he was doing something more than drinking, that he might be on drugs. He wondered sometimes himself. . . .</em></p>
<p><a title="" href="ss_temp_url" target="_blank">Download the full story now for your Kindle!</a></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2012/1/26/introducing-dr-climaxs-intensity-of-orgasm-scale.html"><rss:title>Introducing Dr. Climax's Intensity of Orgasm Scale</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2012/1/26/introducing-dr-climaxs-intensity-of-orgasm-scale.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Order of St. Nick</dc:creator><dc:date>2012-01-26T18:16:19Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A new poster, available in a variety of sizes from Order of St. Nick. <a href="http://www.scribd.com/doc/79484695/Dr-Climax-s-Intensity-of-Orgasm-Scale" target="_blank">Download and print your own copy at Scribd</a> or&nbsp;<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/intensity_of_orgasm_scale_poster-228551116377825481">buy a poster print of it in our Zazzle store now!</a></p>
<p><iframe class="scribd_iframe_embed" src="http://www.scribd.com/embeds/79484695/content?start_page=1&view_mode=list&access_key=key-20nrkwm75tolftit28u" data-auto-height="true" data-aspect-ratio="0.70635838150289" scrolling="no" id="doc_13256" width="100%" height="600" frameborder="0"></iframe><script type="text/javascript">(function() { var scribd = document.createElement("script"); scribd.type = "text/javascript"; scribd.async = true; scribd.src = "http://www.scribd.com/javascripts/embed_code/inject.js"; var s = document.getElementsByTagName("script")[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(scribd, s); })();</script></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2011/1/8/order-of-st-nick-presents-great-philosophers-who-failed-at-l.html"><rss:title>Order of St. Nick Presents "Great Philosophers Who Failed at Love"</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2011/1/8/order-of-st-nick-presents-great-philosophers-who-failed-at-l.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Order of St. Nick</dc:creator><dc:date>2011-01-08T13:03:34Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x59LHSqxK1A?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x59LHSqxK1A?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>
<p>Order of St. Nick is proud to present <em>Great Philosophers Who Failed at Love</em>, the new book by St. Nick's founder and creative director, Andrew Shaffer.</p>
<p>The book, originally inspired by Order of St. Nick's "Nietzsche Valentine's Day" greeting cards, is in stores now from Harper Perennial. Here's a brief description:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Although nearly everyone "fails at love" at some point, few have failed as spectacularly as the great philosophers.</p>
<p>We revere the wisdom of these storied figures, but history is  littered with their poor romantic choices. If only they had taken their  own advice!</p>
<p><em>Great Philosophers Who Failed at Love</em> paints brief but entertaining portraits of great thinkers whose words  we repeat &ndash; but whose decisions we should avoid at all costs.</p>
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<p>For more information or to find bookstores in your area carrying <em>Great Philosophers Who Failed at Love</em>, visit <a href="http://www.greatphilosophersbook.com" target="_blank">www.greatphilosophersbook.com</a>.&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2010/11/14/order-of-st-nick-presents-the-awesomest-christmas-card-ever.html"><rss:title>Order of St. Nick Presents the Awesomest Christmas Card Ever</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2010/11/14/order-of-st-nick-presents-the-awesomest-christmas-card-ever.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Order of St. Nick</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-11-15T01:19:13Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/orderofstnick.487143762" target="_blank"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://images2.cpcache.com/product/487143762v8_480x480_Front.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1289783994453" alt="" width="368" height="368" /></span></span></a>(Click on the image to see purchasing options)</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2010/9/28/disturbing-halloween-rubber-stamp-set.html"><rss:title>Disturbing Halloween Rubber Stamp Set</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2010/9/28/disturbing-halloween-rubber-stamp-set.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Order of St. Nick</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-09-28T14:04:53Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Order of St. Nick has opened an Etsy store, which will feature one-of-a-kind and handmade products with the trademark Order of St. Nick irreverence!</p>
<p>The first Order of St. Nick Etsy offering: <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/57387056/disturbing-halloween-rubber-stamp-set" target="_blank">A set of disturbing Halloween rubber stamps</a>: severed body parts, chainsaws, blood splatters...</p>
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<p>This set includes five (5) wood-mounted rubber stamps and one (1) red ink pad.<br /><br />1. Saw (.75" inch tall x 1.75" inches wide) <br />2. Chainsaw (.75" inch tall x 1.75" inches wide) <br />3. Severed Hand (.75" inch tall x .75" inch wide) <br />4. Severed Foot (.75" inch tall x .75" inch wide) <br />5. Blood Splatter (1.25" inches tall x 1.25" inches wide) <br /><br />Stamp  designs are laser-cut into red rubber and hand-mounted onto maple wood  blocks using foam cushions; stamp designs are also laser-etched onto the  top of each wood block. Note that all stamp sizes correspond to the  wood blocks and that stamp images will be slightly smaller.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2010/9/26/atheist-christmas-cards-as-seen-on-the-colbert-report.html"><rss:title>Atheist Christmas Cards: As Seen on "The Colbert Report"</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2010/9/26/atheist-christmas-cards-as-seen-on-the-colbert-report.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Order of St. Nick</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-09-27T04:01:58Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: 140%;"><span class="full-image-float-right ssNonEditable"><span><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/orderofstnick/6179512" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.orderofstnick.com/storage/atheistcards3.PNG?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1284597320268" alt="" width="344" height="296" /></a></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 140%;">Order of St. Nick is the home of the original atheist Christmas cards, as seen on <em>The Colbert Report </em>and FOX News!</span>&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong><span style="font-size: 150%;"><span style="font-size: 90%;"><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/orderofstnick/6179512" target="_blank">Shop now in Order of St. Nick's Cafepress store.</a></span><br /></span></strong></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2009/10/28/new-free-and-fun-halloween-e-cards.html"><rss:title>New, Free, and Fun Halloween E-Cards</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2009/10/28/new-free-and-fun-halloween-e-cards.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Order of St. Nick</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-29T04:43:47Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Three Halloween e-cards are now available. Click on the "Halloween" link under "e-Cards" to the right of this post to view all three. You can send them to friends, family, and random strangers via e-mail, Facebook, or Twitter!</p>
<p><br /><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.orderofstnick.com/storage/americangothic.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1256791467877" alt="" width="339" height="339" /></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2009/5/7/great-depression-themed-birthday-cards-now-available.html"><rss:title>Great Depression-Themed Birthday Cards Now Available</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2009/5/7/great-depression-themed-birthday-cards-now-available.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Order of St. Nick</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-05-07T14:54:35Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Twelve different Depressing Times birthday card designs will be available soon at finer gift stores everywhere. They are also available directly from Order of St. Nick at our <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/orderofstnick/6362943">Cafepress shop</a>.</p>
<p>The birthday cards are the newest addition to the Depressing Times line of humorous greeting cards and postcards. Depressing Times greeting cards feature public domain photos from the Great Depression paired with irreverent takes on unemployment and health insurance woes.<span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.orderofstnick.com/storage/TN-528561_presentbirthday1.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1241708269444" alt="" width="334" height="317" /></span></span></p>
<p>The CBS Early Show featured Depressing Times cards as one of the most prominent examples of a growing "Depression chic" trend. "Sales of just about anything related the Great Depression have been surging since Christmas," Brandweek's Robert Klara wrote in a February article.</p>
<p>The&nbsp;new Depressing Times birthday cards "are poised to draw attention and sales," according to GIFT SHOP magazine publisher Patricia Norins. "These days everyone can use a laugh."</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2009/3/12/2009-national-stationery-show.html"><rss:title>2009 National Stationery Show</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2009/3/12/2009-national-stationery-show.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Order of St. Nick</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-03-12T15:48:00Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Order of St. Nick has confirmed its participation in the <a href="http://www.nationalstationeryshow.com/">National Stationery Show</a>, running May 17-20, 2009. The irreverent greeting card company will debut its new line of Depressing Times “Great Depression”-themed birthday cards at booth 1856 at the Jacob K. Javits Convention Center in New York City.</p><p>This will be Order of St. Nick’s first time at the National Stationery Show. “The NSS is the perfect place to debut new product and meet buyers,” Shaffer says. “After two years of selling cards exclusively online, it will be exciting to introduce our cards to retail buyers face-to-face.”</p><p>The “Great Depression”-themed birthday cards follow in the footsteps of the successful Depressing Times Christmas card line, which was cited as a “trend for 2009” by The Toronto Star.</p><p><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GgydDaN79RM/Sbkw-4J7qaI/AAAAAAAABEI/Z_n5Oi5fzG8/s1600-h/nsslogo-no-tagline.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312331092244277666" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 120px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GgydDaN79RM/Sbkw-4J7qaI/AAAAAAAABEI/Z_n5Oi5fzG8/s320/nsslogo-no-tagline.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><p><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GgydDaN79RM/Sbkw6P6BmhI/AAAAAAAABEA/5Jzg7xlGy34/s1600-h/nsslogo-no-tagline.jpg"></a></p><p><div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GgydDaN79RM/SbkwvPJWsfI/AAAAAAAABD4/ovqlK4-nWDI/s1600-h/masterhead.jpg"></a></p><p><div><div> </div></div></div></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2009/2/26/marketing-the-great-depression.html"><rss:title>Marketing the Great Depression</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.orderofstnick.com/blog/2009/2/26/marketing-the-great-depression.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Order of St. Nick</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-02-26T21:27:00Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Order of St. Nick owner Andrew Shaffer was featured in a recent <em>Adweek</em> story on "Depression Chic" by Robert Klara.</p><p><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GgydDaN79RM/SacKeiLslxI/AAAAAAAABDo/7aU-mGa-sLs/s1600-h/69132-DepressionChic.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5307222205567637266" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 173px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 202px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GgydDaN79RM/SacKeiLslxI/AAAAAAAABDo/7aU-mGa-sLs/s320/69132-DepressionChic.jpg" border="0" /></a><br/><blockquote><strong><em>Don't look now, but the Great Depression has suddenly become the hottest thing in marketing<br/></em></strong><br/>Andrew Shaffer had a problem on his hands. The Order of St. Nick, the irreverent-greeting-card company that the former office manager runs out of his Iowa City home, was gearing up for Valentine's Day -- a bread-and-butter occasion in the card business. But few things can kill a romantic evening like a limp GDP. If your beau just lost his job, chances are you're not getting two dozen long stems and a box of Godivas this year.</p><p>So when Shaffer sat down to write his cards, he scoured for a theme that was right for the times-memorable, romantic yet realistic.</p><p>He found it all in the Depression.</p><p>Yes, that Depression -- the "great" one, with breadlines, shantytowns, work-relief programs and all the rest of it. One card shows a Dust Bowl farmer and his wife cooking a pot of slop in an open kettle. Its caption reads: "William took Martha out to eat for Valentine's Day." Another shows a bunch of down-and-out guys in fedoras loitering outside of an automat. "Box of chocolates?" exhorts the caption. "She'll be lucky to get a box of rocks from me this year."</p><p><a href="http://www.adweek.com/aw/content_display/news/strategy/e3iae944bbce9080b6ee9a2e0480e409591?pn=1">Read the rest of the article online here!</a></p></blockquote>]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>
