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Introducing Dr. Climax's Intensity of Orgasm Scale

A new poster, available in a variety of sizes from Order of St. Nick. Download and print your own copy at Scribd or buy a poster print of it in our Zazzle store now!


Order of St. Nick Presents "Great Philosophers Who Failed at Love"

Order of St. Nick is proud to present Great Philosophers Who Failed at Love, the new book by St. Nick's founder and creative director, Andrew Shaffer.

The book, originally inspired by Order of St. Nick's "Nietzsche Valentine's Day" greeting cards, is in stores now from Harper Perennial. Here's a brief description:

Although nearly everyone "fails at love" at some point, few have failed as spectacularly as the great philosophers.

We revere the wisdom of these storied figures, but history is littered with their poor romantic choices. If only they had taken their own advice!

Great Philosophers Who Failed at Love paints brief but entertaining portraits of great thinkers whose words we repeat – but whose decisions we should avoid at all costs.

For more information or to find bookstores in your area carrying Great Philosophers Who Failed at Love, visit www.greatphilosophersbook.com


Order of St. Nick Presents the Awesomest Christmas Card Ever

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